Jesus loves a good kit kat every now and again
thers not even any kit kats in that vending machine
if he can turn water into wine im sure snickers into kit kats is just as easy
Oh, so women can’t dress how they want because men can’t control their sexual urges? When dogs can’t control their sexual urges, we cut off their balls.
I think I’m onto something here.
do u ever just keep ur hand on ur boob
i love this. there’s like no context at all. i assume you’re implying that u keep ur hand on ur crotch, but who knows. ur just saying crotch. maybe that’s a hip new way of saying yes. maybe that’s a hip new way of saying “lol”. who knows. crotch.
the year is 2014 AD. the human race has existed for over 200,000 years. men still think women pee out of the vagina.
I laminated a paper towel
why does this have 31 thousand notes
You made it useless but also prevented it from the end it was predestined for.
I like graveyards because they’re really quiet because like most dead people can’t talk
I don’t want to stereotype
when she says she doesn’t send nudes
when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes
when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia
When Russia sends you nudes
When Russia doesn’t send nudes
I CANT BREATH LORD JESUS CHRIST FUCK OMG
did this guy just livetweet a poisoning
that he committed
Social media needs to go away forever
SOCIAL MEDIA NEEDS TO STAY BECAUSE DANGEROUS AND IDIOTIC PEOPLE ARE GETTING CAUGHT AND PROSECUTED